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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Staff Memo

To All Employees.

Due to the projected five day work week, all coffee breaks will cease immediately. The management has decided that it can no longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule and go to the rest-room. Instead, to increase employee efficiency the company will shoulder the expense of remodeling your cubicle to accommodate rest-room privileges. All personnel will be allowed to choose from two alternative designs. Please refer to alternative 1 (nobreaks. jpg) and alternative 2 (office2000. jpg) to decide on the preferred office layout.

Thank you for your cooperation.

The Management

(Alternative 1)Posted by Hello

(Alternative 2) Posted by Hello

Talking T-Shirts


Series 8 of 8.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Talking T-Shirts


Series 7 of 8.
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Talking T-Shirts


Series 6 of 8. Posted by Hello

Riddle # 6

What does a die-hard liar to after death?

Monday, May 16, 2005

Talking T-Shirts


Series 5 of 8. Posted by Hello

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Talking T-Shirts


Series 4 of 8. Posted by Hello

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Talking T-Shirts


Series 3 of 8. Posted by Hello

Friday, May 13, 2005

Talking T-Shirts


Series 2 of 8. Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Talking T-Shirts


Series 1 of 8 Posted by Hello

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Human Nature?


Is that what we do? Posted by Hello

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Sabah - Mount Kinabalu! (Click Here)


Check out more on Events and Promotion (including Planning & Budgeting for the trip - courtesy of Clarence). Posted by Hello

Bags and Beads Riddle

You are given 5 bags. There are 10 beads in each of the bags. In four of the bags, the beads each weigh 10 kilograms. In the remaining bag, each bead weighs only 9 kilograms. All the bags and beads look identical. You must find out which bag has the lighter beads. The problem is that all the bags look identical and all the beads look identical. You can use a scale, but it has to be a single-tray scale, not a two-tray balance scale. Also, you may use the scale only once. How can you find out which bag has the lighter beads?

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Riddle # 5

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

Friday, May 06, 2005

Puzzling Equation

"Proof" that 2 = 1:

a = b
a2 = ab
a2 - b2 = ab-b2
(a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)
a+b = b
b+b = b
2b = b
2 = 1


Does this argument make sense?

Riddle Quickie # 3

Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
What is the answer?

Riddle Quickie # 2

I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be.
What is the word?

Happy Mother's Day!


Give your mother a hug on this special day! A lovely site to visit. Check it out. Posted by Hello

Riddle Quickie # 1

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?

Thought Of The Day!


Wishing without action is just day-dreaming. Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Another Riddle

At exactly the same time, there were 2 men on opposite sides of the world:

One was walking a tight rope between 2 skyscrappers.

... the other was getting oral sex from a 98 year old woman. They were both thinking to themselves exactly the same thing. What were they both thinking?

Appreciation

An important lesson..

A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car.

Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him.

He handed his son a beautifully wrapped gift box.Curious, but somewhat disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the young man's name embossed in gold.

Angry, he raised his voice to his father and said "With all your money you give me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible.

Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and a wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things.

When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search through his father's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages.

His father had carefully underlined a verse, Matt.7:11, "And if yes, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly Father which is in Heaven, give to those who ask Him?"

As he read those words, a car key dropped from the back of the Bible.
It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words PAID IN FULL.

How many times do we miss blessings because they are not packaged as we expected?

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Thought Of The Day!


Friendship Posted by Hello

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